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okay. before any of you fuckers get offended, or on behalf of people you care about, let me explain.

firstly, this is not a flamer. as provocative as it may look, i do not, repeat do not believe wiccans should not be allowed to practice their assorted absurdities. however. i will not not not NOT have my livelihood and/or well-being threatened with inter-cosmic superstitious harry potter style twattery. i do not give one iota of a fuck what you believe, but if you threaten me, i will do my utmost to bend you right over, shove my fist up your anal passageway, and rip out your entrails until i can make a hat out of them. :aww:

now. yesterday afternoon, the chat i have been frequenting for 5 years, was spammed. the user what someone by the name of *****purple*** [censored, as i think i'm going to get enough butthurt as it is] this user was kicked promptly, and no-one else in the room uttered so much as a wayward fart over it. being the person i am, i decided to indulge myself in a bit of counter-spamming, as i have been know to do. i can hear your whiney little bleats of objection, but stay them, for there is reason ahead. i went forth into the chat, which held only the user, and a mod by the name of *******-07. and so i spammed a few blocks of "[purple user]IS A SPAMMER!" and then left, expecting nothing more. moments later i receive a note from the mod. aha, i thought, the standard "fuk u ashol" rebuttal. but no. no dear friends, the user not only didn't tell me off, but they threatened a curse upon me, if i didn't divulge the reason behind said spamming. naturally i was thrilled at the warm dialogue, and replied, calling them to do their worst. [the subject of said warrant of doom was ironically titled "brightest blessings". the user replied moments later, vaguely telling me off, but no mention of my impending disembowelment by the forces of makigkigicick. i replied again, again urging the obviously superior being to reach out their mighty hand and smite me for my insolence.
i was most disappointed when i received neither the smiting, nor a reply fortelling my soul's eternal suffering at the hands of badly written poetry.

in short dear friends, i decided to vent. not at the individuals responsible, but at the system which aids them in the idea that they can mindlessly fling curses at anyone who disturbs their precious "aura", and actually dares call them on their bullshit.

:megaphone: attention wiccans, you will probably find the above offensive, overly generalising, and/or just plain bigoted. to which i simply call upon you to lick your black cats, draw your circles, make voodoo dolls of me out of your toenail clippings, and have the fuck at it. i'm right here. curse me. and in the immortal worlds of my one of my favourite actors: "do ya feel lucky, punk? well do ya?"
otherwise, i will leave you to your lunacy, and except likewise treatment from you. :aww:

disclaimer: all butthurt will be hidden, and you will be blocked. enjoy.
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